I feel bad because I thought the Duracell Storm Control was cool, but that was until I was checking through the Girls Poop Too blog and she was pointing out a site called Hot Chicks With Douche Bags. This site is an awesome site that deserves to be visited often, as does Girls Poop Too. [...]

Hillbilly White Trash posted a great piece about Hillary. I have to agree with him, except for the mustache its pretty dead on. (WARNING - ADULT LANGUAGE)

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One of the most insightful and funny blogs I have seen in a while is The BoBo Files. On top of spot on commentary and very intelligent observations he also gives out his BoBo of the Week award. Check out his site and see who got the award this week. It looks like some small [...]

YAHOO.Shortcuts.annotationSet=YAHOO.Shortcuts.annotationSet||{};YAHOO.Shortcuts.annotationSet['lw_1200363514_0']={”text”:”Dave Chappelle”,”weight”:1.09364,”type”:["shortcuts:/us/instance/person/actor"],”category”:["PERSON"]};Dave Chappelle’s spoof showing what things would be like if Bush was black. Makes me almost wish Obama was funny. Watch this if you need a laugh.

YouTube - Black Bush
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Now that the Soviet Union isn’t a threat anymore the guys at NORAD are busy doing important work. Want to see where Santa is at or talk live to a NORAD Santa tracker?
NORAD Santa
The number provided on the page is toll free as is the tracking.
Thanks NORAD….
Merry Christmas to all my readers.
Peace
Mark
aka
The Tampa Pirate
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This is a commercial from like 1998. It is crazy.

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Being unemployed has afforded me the opportunity to ponder. Well, it isn’t like I never pondered on the job, I just don’t feel guilty about it now. I also get to listen to tv all day long. Being alone all day can get mighty lonely when you’re a talker like me. [...]

Why not? You need one to drive, don’t you?
My dad has always said that parenting is the oldest profession and one there is no school for. Just about anyone can have a child, though not everyone should. Not to mention that a license is required for just about everything but not for parenting. [...]

Big H/T to Six Meat Buffet for finding this gem on Craigslist, who would have thought a bunch of stoners would have one of these babies onhand?
Gently Used Time Machine - $30
Reply to: sale-384936805@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-07-29, 11:41PM CDT
It’s an early Nikola Tesla NRS96 model. Runs like new, energy efficent, runs on disposable batteries and light bulbs [...]

I have had the privledge of driving to Orlando and back every day for the past 8 days and I must say, Tampa drivers are the worse drivers on the road. The reason I say this is because there are too many morons in Tampa who believe that just because it is raining or foggy [...]